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All Natural [Fic]

(To any followers of my journal for icons, I'm dreadfully sorry about the lack of them lately. School has been fairly bad and I've lost the pen to my Wacom tablet, rendering myself useless on Photoshop, for some odd inexplicable reason. I'll promise to make some with my mouse (OMGSHOCKGASP) later this week and next week. Also, SOMEHOW MY PHOTOBUCKET BANDWITH GOT EXCEEDED ARHGFSJHF. So I know the icons aren't showing up, if you look back at them. I'm going to try to set up another Photobucket for more icons (As this one was used solely for icons as well) but until then, sorry...)

As for now, ficcage. Harry Potter fandom, a little HARRY/DRACO humour. So, um, don't go on if you don't like slash, don't like Harry Potter, don't like Harry/Draco, and/or other questionable content that my brain seems to like >:3

Title: All Natural
Author: immaturity
Rating: PG/PG-13 (Light language)
Wordcount: 136. Just a little drabble n_n
A/N: Got the idea for this during American Studies (BOO!) and actually wrote it out in English. Typed it up in Web Page Design and saved it in my e-mail account. And here it is!

Meant to be humourous. But I'm really not sure in my current state of mind.

"You're..." came Harry's voice, his eyes wide and disbelieving.

"No! Shut up! Shut up!" hissed Draco angrily. He was blushing bright red, a startling contrast to his normal pallor.

Harry was grinning now, his eyes gleaming dangerously.

"I swear to Merlin, if you tell anyone, I'll– "

"I don't think you're quite in the position to threaten anyone, Draco. I, on the other hand, am. So give me lots of kinky sexual favours. Now. Or else..."

"You have to be fucking kidding me! I'll bite your cock off! I'm not even joking. No fucking way!" fumed Draco.

An evil grin played upon Harry's lips. Cupping his hands to his mouth, he shouted to the next room. "Oh Rooonnnnnn–"

"Oh no. You wouldn't dare. You wouldn't."

"–Hey Ron, just guess who isn't a natural blonde!"
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